Movie: Miami Vice
SUCKED!!! This is the second time writing this post because for some reason when I posted it the first time it went straight into the bit bucket! Grr. Anyway. Today we went to see Miami Vice. I have never seen the TV series but the movie looked like just a long TV episode or something. Here’s the Pros and Cons.
Cons:
- Too freaking long @ 2 hours and 30 mins or so. They wasted soooo much time on useless scenes where the characters are on long walks down hallways, having sex, taking showers, driving their cars, flying their planes, having more sex, etc. The movie could have been an hour shorter if they would just cut the crap and get right to the ass kicking.
- No soundtrack. There was basically no music, just some canned music in the background sometimes. Nothing fancy at all.
- Image quality. I could totally tell the whole movie was shot using cheapish 3xCCD cameras. You could almost reach out and feel the grainyness of the gain noise from the CCD in low light shots. Plus add the film scratches from the transfer to film and it’s poop. The first few mins of the film had a big series of scratches in the middle of the film, probably from being played a lot.
- Not enough action. Quite boring. There was a good gun fight scene and maybe a good explosion, but that’s all really.
Pros:
- I got to use my free AMC ticket from my MovieWatchers card! YAY. It nearly expired and I REALLY didn’t want to let it go to waste. Thanks guys for coming to see a movie today. Even if it did turn out to be a bad one.
- We ate burgers at Carl’s Jr. afterwards for dinner. Yumm.
(There I think I prety much recreated the post I lost. )
Conclusion, don’t watch Miami Vice unless you are blind and have a free ticket and nothing better to do.



